What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. 8. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. However, when called on to oversee the evacuation of the majority of the students before the Battle of Hogwarts, Filch led the children to safety without hesitation. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. When he realised that Jacob was their brother, he told them he should punish them while he still had the chance, given their brother's bad reputation. [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Egg? Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. He whimpered as he hardened even more. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. Dungbombs and Stink Pellets were frequently dropped in the corridors, so that students performed Bubble-Head Charms on themselves to get a supply of fresh air. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. This doesnt end the same as all the others did. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. Professor, something is poking my bum. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. Spend a few pages writing out your plot. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. This content contains affiliate links. by snarkysweetness. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. Develop your characters. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. [33] They both very much liked to give students a hard time, unfair punishments, and cruel aspects of such punishments. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. Keep an eye on your inbox. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. The twins are confused and horny. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. 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